A Day in the Life of a Puppy

Ahm lookin' high!
Ahm lookin' low!
Chasin' muh tail,
Around I go!
Around, around, around, around, around!
Whereva it leads I go!

Ahm barkin' here!
Ahm barkin' there!
Sniffin' da air
And ev'rywhere!
Around, around, around, around, around!
Whereva it leads I go!

Ahm pantin' here!
Ahm pantin' there!
Twitchin' muh ears
At what I hear!
Around, around, around, around, around!
Whereva it leads I go!

Ahm fetchin' here!
Ahm fetchin' there!
Waggin' muh tail
Fer quite a spell!
Around, around, around, around, around!
Whereva it leads I go!

August 2006 by Glen Alan Woods

Note: No puppies or their handlers were hurt in the making of this poem. An external audit by the independent review firm Bowser, Bowser and Pooky revealed a five star adherence to the standard code of puppy care. A copy of this report may be acquired by writing one yourself. *Psst, insert laughter here.